We were in what I would describe as a warehouse for kids. Lots of casually dressed dads were wandering around barefoot, chasing their versions of the Little Monkey up and down slides and in and out of ball pits.
Waters of course was dressed like an ageing rocker - think Keith Richards, except without the cool and the cigarette. Men with grey hair should not wear ear rings.
He was born in 1948. That makes him 61 - almost a pensioner.
Time to grow up and act your age.