Thursday 12 November 2009

Cop with no sense of humour

This story could have been soooooo good:

"Occasionally we have one or two pop up here and there," he said.

"It's unfortunate that people think that this is another way to arm themselves in the community.

"It is alarming that these sorts of things are out there. Apart from the fact that they are illegal, they can cause serious injury."
No, you stupid plod - it's not "alarming". You were supposed to say that it's "shocking".

1 comment:

1735099 said...

One of the first skills learned at any Police academy is that of the fine art of removing any errant wit or humour from a public statement.