Monday 26 May 2008

Bad dad

I am the bad dad.

I took monkey to a playground today, which already contained several other kids, and I walked in eating from a bag of chips.

I immediately had half a dozen pairs of small, beady eyes fixed on my chips.

Some of the kids walked over to me to ask for a chip, whilst the remainder walked over to their parent and started tugging on their leg asking for a packet for themselves.

I am surprised that the other parents didnt form a lynch mob and drive me from the playground.

Next time, I am going to buy monkey an icecream and then send him into the playground. That'll teach them.

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