Monday, 23 March 2009

Obama Received a $101,332 Bonus from AIG

Hmm, now that might explain why he took so long to get "angry" about the bonuses.

And the source of that anger?

Finding out that the AIG staff got bonuses in the millions, whilst he only got a paltry hundred grand.


I can see the rage in the White House now.

"These fools blow billions of dollars, and they get hundreds of millions in bonuses? I blow trillions and what do I get? Hmm! What do I get? A paltry hundred grand. These people are going down. No one disses me like that! Nobody! Emmanuel, teach these fools a lesson."

Cue sound of Thompson sub-machine guns.

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