Thanks to News Corp for this interesting behind the scenes view of the press conferences. With a huge hat tip to the master of these things - TOTUS.
Where shall we put this thing?
"Fuck, Hillary has been fucking with the screws again".
"Help me lift these things back up to their normal height".
"I reckon that's a good spot over there - not too much reflection on the screens. Good of you to help out, er, Keith. What did you think of the wax casting set that I gave you?"
"Can I lick your ears? They look so big, and delicious."
"Um, do you mind arranging a lift for me back to Australia. Julia ordered the plane to fly back without me."
And if Senator Stephen Conroy is reading this, I have a message for you.
"Suck my balls".
Update - the Wax Gobbler can't help himself.
"Keith, if you try to lick my ears again, I will have you shot by the Secret Service".
Check out the look on Krudd's face - if that is not a worshipful expression of man-love, I don't know what it is.
Obama's new nickname for Krudd from now on will surely be "Monica".