Odd sight of the week

Spotted in town last week. Crossing at the lights in front of me - a lady dwarf. What's odd about that?

Nothing, apart from the yoga mat in her bag.

I simply find the idea of watching a dwarf doing yoga to be....odd. That's all.

What the f..?

There is a particular street that I ride down from time to time that I call "public housing heaven".

That means that most vertical surfaces, plus some of the horizontal ones, are covered in graffiti. The laneways are infested with shopping trolleys. One has so many, the locals have thoughtfully started to push them together so that they take up less space. They don't leave the trolleys where the trolley-man can find them of course - they hide them away behind shrubs in barely used lanes where they will never be found.

If you want to smell the ferals, this is the place to be.

But then I spotted this - what the fuck?



And then another one on the car behind! What is going on here?

Ooooo, nice tatoo

Took Monkey to the pool today. There we are, sitting at the last traffic light before the pool when a motorbike pulls up next to us. The rider is wearing shorts, and I can see that he has ink all up both legs and over both arms as well.

I didn't stare, as I didn't want him to rip my wing mirror off and smash my car up with it. He took off, and I hoped I wouldn't see him again.

We jump in the pool.

A new lifeguard turns up. It's the same guy.

I got a closer look at his leg, and noticed that he had "Psalm 91:1" on one of them.

It turns out that the Psalm says "He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty."

Please note that is the first Psalm I have looked up. Ever. Probably not a bad thing to have on your leg if you ride a motorbike.