How to walk a kelpie

There is no sense in fat, unfit bastards buying something like a cattle dog that needs to be run into the ground on a daily basis. I saw this meathead today around near haberfield, riding a postie bike without a helmet along the bike path. I can understand the need to run the dog, but surely there are better ways. He eyed me getting ready to take his photo, and that encouraged him to move onto the road and put on his helmet.

Except he didn't do the strap up.

Idiot.