Porn for kiwis

You'll have to wait for the good bits. How's this for a job? Mucking out the ponds at Darling Harbour. It would only be fun if your day could be spent sucking up the remains of dead pigeons.



Ah, fountains. Why are modern fountains so dreary? I could create the same effect in my backyard with a couple of garden hoses. I guess this "installation" cost about half a billion dollars in Arts funding.



OK, if you came for the Kiwi Porn, we are getting to the good bits.



Ooooh, more sheep.



PHWOAR! Check that out! Try not to spoof on your keyboard at this point.