Sweat from my balls

I know that some people don't like the look of middle aged men in lycra, but I don't care. If it's a choice between chafed, sweaty balls and looking like a muffin dressed in a tight plastic bag, then I'll take the nice dry balls with all their skin intact.

Here's the thing. If I ride 130km a week, I don't get really stiff and sore. But as I start to advance beyond that limit, bad things start to happen between the legs. On Friday for instance, I found blood spots in my knicks from where some sort of blister near my nuts had popped. If I wasn't wearing lycra, I'd be riding with bleeding sores all the time from sweat and chafing. Normal shorts are fine for short rides, but they really don't cut the mustard when you start approaching the 100 mile limit. Especially with my legs.

So, in the spirit of CB4, here are the lyrics for "Sweat from my balls".

[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress

[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices

[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]

(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!

("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass [censored]

[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer

[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players [scratch]

[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]

(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!

[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it

[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob

[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your [woof] in the sky

[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]

(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!