I found to my cost last week that he has one pair of jocks that have crossed the line into my colour range. I only found that out after getting to work, having a shower and then trying to get into what I thought were my jocks. Hmm. Bit tricky trying to get into something that is an extra small - as in teenage width hips. The worst of it was that being at work, I had no recourse to the grundies drawer to swap them for a man-sized set. The choice was three way:
- Free ball until I got the chance to escape from the office and buy some more - fat chance in my line of work
- Wear my bike shorts under my suit - a yucky option when you've just sweated into it for 40 minutes
- Squeeze into them and try not to breath too deeply for the rest of the day
From now on, when I do the sorting, I will pay more attention to the size tag.