Back on January 5, I posted in regard to the purchase of a fresh 400gm jar of Vegemite. I wondered at the time how long it would last - I figured it would last about 2 months.
Well, here we are 2 months later, and there is about one sandwich's worth of Vegemite left in that jar. Just to horrify my American readers, that means we are on track to consume 5 pounds of the black muck this year.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.