It's a conspiracy, I tell you

Men in utes are out to get me. Particularly those displaying P plates. Almost got taken out by two today.

Then again, young idiot males are liable to crash into just about anyone or anything, so maybe they aren't out to get me.

Note - almost every ute that I have had a close call with has been a Holden. Just the one Ford. Fords are obviously driven by boring old people who can't find second gear.