When counting participants at a rally, count them from all four sides. Start at the front of the rally, then move to the left, and keep going left until you have counted everyone from the front, rear, left and other-left.
Ensure that anyone jogging, cycling, pushing a pram, walking a dog or photographing a monument in the area is also counted, since they are all impacted by Global Warming. Be especially vigilant to count babies in prams. Due to the baby boom, assume there are three babies in every pram.
Canberra is a popular location for balloon flights. Be sure to count every balloon aloft. Assume for counting purposes that a balloon can lift 127 people.
Don't forget to count all the people working in the buildings around the rally site. Anyone having a fag outside the fire exit must be counted.
It is always a good idea to hold a rally outside a cemetary...
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