UnWise

We've had two bottles of 8 year old white wine lurking in the cupboard for a while, so we finally bit the bullet, put them in the fridge and gave them a taste.

Ugh. Complete goats piss. Check out the colour of the Wise wine on the left - it's almost turned into a Rose. I wouldn't feed it to a wino, unless the wino was sleeping in our laneway and needed to be disposed of as quickly and expeditiously as possible.

The other wine was almost as bad.

Bugger, we should have kept them. Some bogans were littering in the laneway last night, and I bet if we left a bottle of grog out, they'd take it and drink it. Too late - it's all gone down the sink.

Poor drains. I pity them.