Came home tonight and felt very chuffed. Told the missus, "Hey, the old blog got linked to today by two monsters of the blogsphere".
"That's nice. How did you do that?"
"I read a really long and boring financial report and found one line worth reporting on".
"Well, if you've got enough time to sit around reading financial statements, you have too much time on your hands. Go and fold all the laundry".
Like I said - me and my big mouth.