Fat unfit sods

I presume every suburb has them. A gaggle of fat, unfit teenage blobs that hang around outside the local fast food shop, smoking and carrying on and trying to be cool.

We have a few groups of wallys like that around here, and their hangout is outside Subway. The dress code appears to be a hoodie, tracksuit pants and preferably clothing made by a company devoted to fitness, like Champion.

What amazes me is that they love to dress in clothing that was initially developed for exercise, and yet they appear to little or any of it. Oh, the irony of it all.

I guess it would be no more appropriate for them to dress in a suit, as none of them look like they are capable of working.