Useless pubes

Public servants - can't drown them, can't make them work.

Still no word from our esteemed Fire Commissioner. I thought his lazy staff could of at least have turned out a "Dear Loony, thank you for your correspondence" type of letter by now. It's not like there have been a lot of fires around the place recently. Maybe there has been a plague of cats of trees though to keep them away from the files and the paperwork.

Pubes.