Thursday 18 May 2006

Moving house - the equivalent of picking up turds with chopsticks

Let's imagine that you come home on Christmas Eve to find your dunny blocked. Someone who ate too much curry over the last week has plugged it up with soft turds. You ring plumbers. Only one answers, and he is drunk. His advice is not to flush, but to remove the turds one at a time.

The only tools you have are a set of chopsticks.

There are many turds.

They are squishy and picking them out with chopsticks is a big challenge.

Welcome to moving house.

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