Are we winning in Iraq?

Of course we are.

You know why?

Because I say that we are.

That's all I need to know. I know that self belief is very important when it comes to winning anything. A tennis game. A chess match. A job interview. A war. If you talk yourself down, you're willing yourself to lose.

Me - I reckon we're going to win, because I have belief in me, and belief in our country, and belief in the "western" way of doing things.

Anyone who says we are losing is just a chickenshit who is too afraid to stick up for western values.