Babies are all pissed

I came to the conclusion just now that you spend the first few years of your life drunk.

I worked this out by observing her ladyship after her return from the pub tonight (and a few bottles of champagne).

Consider this:

• babies can't walk straight - they wobble around all over the place
• they gabble all day and night about inane shit
• they snore
• they get the munchies and eat anything (well, anything soft like mushy banana)
• they vomit
• they wee an awful lot - bunch of bladderboys
  
• they crap in their pants (ala Damien - son of Satan)
  
• they grope for tit all the time
• they chuck wobblies and beat up their toys

Then we get older and we sober up.

Bugger.