Questions they won't ask

In the great tradition started by Margo's Maid, here are my humble efforts for Q&A next week:

To David Marr.

It must have taken real guts to publish something nasty about Bob Askin after he was dead.

Will you have the same courage to open a newspaper in front of Tony Abbott when he is making a point, knowing that he is likely to tear it out of your hands and set fire to it?

(My real thoughts are that Abbott should roll the newspaper up, jam it up Marr's bum and set it on fire if he tries that stunt again).

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To Bill Shorten.

An ETS is likely to cost a family like mine $1,000 to $2,000 per year. I dare you to walk around the audience with a credit card machine and ask members to pay that amount to Kevin Rudd, knowing that they will have to pay that much and more for the rest of their life.

Let me know how many takers you get. Just make sure they are using their own credit cards, not government cards.