The Big T was right - this is a 3 Litre Rover, not a Rover 95 as I originally thought. I saw it going past, and paid close attention to the nomenclature on the back. Damn.
Hey fat head, get your stupid, slow moving, useless scooter out of my lane. This twonk was busting along flat out, at an almighty 12km/h or so. Utter waste of space.
Cool Hand Luke, waiting at the lights. Try as I might, I couldn't catch this cat. Some people are just much too zoomy for my liking.