Tuesday 15 July 2008

Six frangers

The Phanton Franger Dumper has been at it again - my regular rubbish run up and down the street netted a 6th condom this week, this time with a packet. Our street rooter appears to favour a ribbed condom of this variety.

I am going to have to ask the Council to install one of those dog poo plastic bag vending devices in our street so that street rooter can have easy access to a bag to take his wriggler receptacles home with him.

This might give me the excuse though to go and buy an enormous maglite, or perhaps a hand held spot light - the sort that blinds and stuns roos at 50 yards. The fun I could have with that.....

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