The traffic going into town was really slow this morning - even I was moving faster than the cars on the Anzac Bridge, and it's not every day that an old, fat wheezing bastard gets to zoom past a four lane parking lot.
Soon found the culprit - smack bang at the top of the bridge, in the middle lane.
If I was her, I would not be out of the car - not on that road. I'd be sitting in my seat with the hazards on and the seat belt pulled tight. It just takes one fucking tool to be lane swapping like a monkey on speed and it's bye-bye, baby. Get off the fucking road.