I am the bad dad.
I took monkey to a playground today, which already contained several other kids, and I walked in eating from a bag of chips.
I immediately had half a dozen pairs of small, beady eyes fixed on my chips.
Some of the kids walked over to me to ask for a chip, whilst the remainder walked over to their parent and started tugging on their leg asking for a packet for themselves.
I am surprised that the other parents didnt form a lynch mob and drive me from the playground.
Next time, I am going to buy monkey an icecream and then send him into the playground. That'll teach them.