Green vandalism

Here is a classic series of photos for you.


The first is from a park near me - it reads "A Greenspace Project", and has some blurb on it about how it is a joint venture between a couple of quangos to beautify the local area. All in all, it has worked. The park has been tidied up a bit and it's nice to walk around.

Thanks Greenspace Project.

Not far away, we have the tailings of some local dickwad who has decided to leave his calling card plastered around the place. My remedy is simple - cut their thumbs off. It's pretty hard to hold a can of spray paint without an opposable thumb.

I don't think that is too draconian - if the muzzi's want to have sharia law, then I want to have a few medieval laws brought in as well. Ok, if we can't cut their thumbs off, can we at least put them in the stocks for a day and throw crap at them?

Then there is this bit of vandalism about 20 feet away from the Greenspace sign - "Vote Green". It's been how many years since the last election and this piece of vandalism is still quite readable. I doubt whoever did this used biodegradable paint. Knowing the hypocrisy of the Greens, it is probably lead based and laced with DDT.

Maybe we should just hang them up by their thumbs instead?