The Pyrmont Bridge is infested with flag poles. They're not a problem if you watch where you're going.
Which is a problem for some dopes.
I was waiting at the lights tonight when two blokes came walking towards me. One was rabbiting on and gesticulating wildly. He walked smack bang into a flag pole - fast first. His mate didn't even notice.
Dopey then started telling his friend in a very agitated fashion how he had just walked into a stupid flag pole - when he walked straight into a second pole.
Don't ask me how he managed to do that twice without breaking something in his face.