Getting into the carpark at work involves going down a narrow alley which has a dogleg partway down it. I was going around the dogleg the other morning when I almost hit a Chinaman having a piss behind the rubbish bins. It's not like it was 2am on Saturday morning - it was about 8am on Tuesday morning, and he showed none of the signs of being worse for wear.
He just needed to siphon the python, and thought our alley was the place to do it.
Pity he didn't piss on the smokers that congregate there and drop their butts all over the asphalt.