No, this is not a story about the America's Cup. It's a story about hayfever.
Spring has definitely arrived, and for the first time in years, I'm getting hayfever. There are some parts of Australia where I get the most miserable hayfever this time of year, but Sydney is generally not one of them. I used to say it was because of all the pollution - but you don't see the thick brown haze on the horizon that we used to get 20 years ago. Cleaner running cars - even though there are lots more of them - means no smog.
Hayfever and bike riding generally means lots of nose blowing to each side. Successfully clearing your nose whilst moving requires a few things - mainly a good aim and plenty of nasal pressure. And not blowing your nose into the wind.
Yesterday morning was calm, and my aim was good. However, I choked at the critical moment. I coughed just as I went to honk the nostril, so instead of generating say 100psi in the nasal cavity, I generated about 20% of the power required.
It was just enough to eject a huge amount of snot - but not enough to make it clear my shoulder.
It looked like a pelican who had been eating too much algae had done an enormous crap on my shoulder. I say "pelican" because a seagull is too small a bird to have produced that amount of green crap.
What to do? Ignore it? Try and wipe it off?
Let me just say that trying to wipe it off compounded the error enormously.
Just don't choke. Don't.
Excellent opening joke
But not yet a return to form.
Glad to have you back, reporting on things the regular media wouldn't touch with someone else's hanky! ^_^
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